you might be a dyke if... [living]
thought this blog could use a little humor so i decided to come up with a list.
you might be a dyke if...
1. you wear tank tops often. (bonus points if you wear polo shirts/men's dress shirts often)
2. you wear athletic shoes and despise high heels. (bonus points if you wear converse chucks)
3. you got your "purse" at an outdoor recreation store. (bonus points if you don't have a purse, just wear a wallet on a chain.)
4. you keep up on celebrity lesbian couples and are distraught over breakups. (bonus points if you cried when ellen degeneres married portia de rossi.)
5. you cut your hair like shane after watching "the l word". (bonus points if your hair was like that before the show debuted.)
6. you don't wear lipstick--it's all about lipgloss. (bonus points if you only wear chapstick)
7. you listen to tegan and sara. (bonus points if you have seen them live.)
8. you know how to change your car's oil, tire, etc. (bonus points if you teach men how to do these things)
9. you never realized how hot tina fey was until she impersonated sarah palin. (bonus points if you now have a crush on sarah palin.)
10. you don't eat meat. (bonus points if you're vegan)

