you know what really grinds my gears? [screaming]
when people don't change the roll of toilet paper once it's run out. especially at work. it's like i'm the fucking janitor. i put extra rolls in the bathroom just in case. but no one ever replaces the roll. i'm constantly the one that has to do it. when i see the women's restroom is running low on toilet paper and paper towels, i replenish. i sometimes look at the men's restroom at the same time and replenish there as well. it goes unnoticed though 'cos the guys still bitch that everytime they go to use the men's restroom, it's out of paper towels. get the goddamn paper towels yourself! i replenish the soap too but no one notices that either. also, i can't stand the water mess on the sink that people leave. it never fails that whenever we have a training session or a meeting that there's a big fat water mess after almost everyone uses the bathroom. what messy babies! i'm always wiping it up. i guess i'm just the little magic restroom fairy. some days i feel like putting signs in the restroom: "i am not your fucking maid. clean up your own goddamn mess." but of course i'd have to write that out nicer in officespeak. bastards!

