why did the coyote cross the road? [living]
this has got to be my earliest entry ever! it's not even 7am yet and here i am already dressed, fed, and at work. on the way to work, i saw a gorgeous sunrise. if i had a camera on me and had time to spare, it would have made an excellent photo, especially given that i was close to a cemetery. as soon as i thought this, i saw a different looking dog crossing the street. i concentrated on it for an additional second to figure out what breed it was. i quickly realized it was a coyote. what the hell is a coyote doing in the suburbs? we're not one of those communities at the base of the hills. i don't know how the hell it got all the way over here. then i realized in which direction the coyote was crossing. it was going to the cemetery! clearly the coyote is a member of the undead who is returning to his resting place due to the sun rising for a new day.

