1. raymond watts (AKA pig)
i'd love you more if i were straight. let's face it, if i were a guy, i'd want to be just like raymond watts and i'd be looking for my anna wildsmith.

2. gale harold (from the american "queer as folk")
i'd love you more if i were a gay man and so were you. and when we're in our scholarly room, who will swallow whom?

3. atsushi sakurai (from the japanese band buck-tick)
i'd love you more if you were a girl. i don't understand all your female fans. i can only think, "but he's not a girl..." hahahhaaaaa

4. ranma saotome (from the comic book and tv show "ranma 1/2")
i'd love you more if you were real. you are the ultimate case study in human sexuality. and you kick ass. literally.