the kimono incident [living]
just when you thought the day was over and nothing worth mentioning happened, your mother comes downstairs carrying kimonos. she made me put a few on and was shocked that some actually fit--apparently i'm not as fat as she thinks i am. there's a lot of indian women in the area who walk doing everyday things in saris. perhaps i should start the kimono movement. imagine walking around a typical american shopping mall dressed in a kimono and with this face!
