someone get this girl a toaster oven [living]
last night we went to a club with a friend. a club where 1 floor is dancing for boys and 1 floor is dancing for girls. this friend has decided that the opposite gender is not worth trying to date anymore and wants to dive into same gender dating. like i'm the fucking queer matchmaker! so we went to a club instead. i could've sat this person down years ago and interrogated them until they admitted they're not straight. it's just so obvious with some. but not every flower blossoms in the spring so you nurture with patience until the day arrives. and then you go to a club and fend off the chickenhawks.
