only nickname could ruin the humor of the "i don't work here" t-shirt. i wore it for the big boss lady's retirement and everyone enjoyed it, except for one humorless soul who asked, is it "i don't work here" or "i don't work here"? my expression was so xxxxx that i quickly said it's "i don't work here" and walked away. i hate it when people try to put an accent on words. there's no accent, just plain vanilla man. what are you doing??!?! like when people try to say my name and they fuck it up, so i say it a bit more slowly and break it down for them. then they say, "oh, accent on the..." and i would always say, "i guess so". but not anymore! now i tell them, "there's no accent!" (you wankers!!!)