i don't need to wear green today... [living]
...because i'm part irish--the green is already in my eyes. what's the matter, don't i look irish to you? ;)
in high school, for st. patrick's day i used to wear this pin that said "kiss me, i'm irish", only i had marked out the s's in "kiss" and replaced it with l's so that it read, "kill me, i'm irish". it used to piss off some people. fuck 'em. they were stupid anyway. no sense of humor.

