every six months or so, i go through a string of online tests for fun to see what bizarre results i get. thespark.com gender test reports:

It all adds up... You are definitely a man!

How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a dude.

(then there were examples of questions with statistics on the gender ratio of answers. for each question though, my answers were completely in line with female responses. therefore, they weren't very good examples for me.)