Character: Noreen

Arliss (Mitch Rouse) and Jasmine (Janeane Garofalo) are the coffee house patrons on a blind date from an ad in the personals; Charles (Bob Goldthwait) and Noreen (Margaret Cho) are the coffee house workers
Arliss tries to order a double cappucino but Noreen won't let him
Charles and Noreen discuss aesthetics; Jasmine and Arliss begin their unusual evening
Arliss attempts to purchase more coffee
Noreen lays down the California no smoking in restaurants law